Random Thoughts for the Day

insightsoutsights:

1. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

2. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty
sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

3. Bad decisions make good stories.

4. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?

5. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem…

6. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

7. I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

8. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.